I was working a call some years ago. I was taking information and my partner was standing along side.

This little Rat Terrier...about two pounds worth, ran up and started humping my partner's leg. My partner tried to shake the little bastid off, but he was met with growling and snapping each time.

Finally he took his leg and made like a punter in a football game. The little dog flew across the room striking the wall. He was knocked the hell out.

The owner finally revived the little bastid.

He made no more effort to hump ny partners leg.

This may seem odd but while the owner was tring to revive the dog he kept saying, "Scotty wake up...Scotty wake up."

The story you have read is true. The name of the dog has been changed to inject humor into my post.