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**ashauler** · 06-01-2010, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

So we are all clear then. Good.

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Almost since your first post.

ilikefishes · 06-01-2010, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Almost since your first post.

Ditto to you Ass-holer. I don't have any issues, just trying to get to that 100 post mark so you all will let me in "THE CIRCLE"!

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**ashauler** · 06-01-2010, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

Ditto to you Ass-holer. I don't have any issues, just trying to get to that 100 post mark so you all will let me in "THE CIRCLE"!

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LMFAO, you're too easy.

**EGQ** · 06-01-2010, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

Ditto to you Ass-holer. I don't have any issues, just trying to get to that 100 post mark so you all will let me in "THE CIRCLE"!

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Unfortunately (for you), we typically have a two-prong test for admission to "the circle" -- the first being some threshold that demonstrates you have been involved in the board (post count, time since joining, etc.), with the second being a stringent non-ass-hat/douche-nozzle/dil-rod policy. This is just speculation on my part, but I doubt you're going to pass the second prong any time soon...

**ashauler** · 06-01-2010, 05:04 PM

Wait a minute, we have an opening for pivot man....right up your alley fishyboy.

ilikefishes · 06-01-2010, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Wait a minute, we have an opening for pivot man....right up your alley fishyboy.

This doesn't have anything to do with cleaning you up after you pull out of EGQ? If so, I am not the one for the job. Thanks for asking though.

**EGQ** · 06-01-2010, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

This doesn't have anything to do with cleaning you up after you pull out of EGQ? If so, I am not the one for the job. Thanks for asking though.

Someone sure does have man-sex on the brain...

Act like an ass-hat all you want, it will get you nowhere. This is a great online community -- most of us have demonstrated a modicum of intellect and civility -- and because of that we respect each others opinions. You, on the other hand, spout off without reading posts (or more likely, comprehending them), you talk out of your ass constantly and you seem pretty focused on becoming out newest troll -- good for you.

You should also take the time to read our rules and regulations.

ilikefishes · 06-01-2010, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by EGQ

Unfortunately (for you), we typically have a two-prong test for admission to "the circle" -- the first being some threshold that demonstrates you have been involved in the board (post count, time since joining, etc.), with the second being a stringent non-ass-hat/douche-nozzle/dil-rod policy. This is just speculation on my part, but I doubt you're going to pass the second prong any time soon...

Well, if that is the case how did you, "The summers eve of all of them" get in to this prestigous club? I guess it is true what I was told by a very successful businessman years ago, "It is not who you know or who you blow, it is how you blow who you know." You done good for yourself.

**ndv21** · 06-01-2010, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

Well, if that is the case how did you, "The summers eve of all of them" get in to this prestigous club? I guess it is true what I was told by a very successful businessman years ago, "It is not who you know or who you blow, it is how you blow who you know." You done good for yourself.

So does this mean you are offering blow jobs?

WTF is up with "The Circle"? I never got the memo on that? Where can i get a pass to be in "The Circle" I think Ashauler is the leader of the circle I presume? Can you let me in? please?

Freakin baby...have your testicles dropped yet?

ilikefishes · 06-01-2010, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by ndv21

So does this mean you are offering blow jobs?

WTF is up with "The Circle"? I never got the memo on that? Where can i get a pass to be in "The Circle" I think Ashauler is the leader of the circle I presume? Can you let me in? please?

Freakin baby...have your testicles dropped yet?

No, I believe the quote is a metaphor. But most on this board contrary to what they say don't understand such things. Maybe you are one of the people that has a harder time with these types of concepts. I for one have never asked another man if he was giving out blowjobs, but to each his own. I won't hold it against you. I am sure there is a strict "Don't ask don't tell" policy on this forum. I will state it again, I don't care if you like me or not.

I won't comment on your balls dropping comment because it might offend you and we don't want that.

**kevin7** · 06-01-2010, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

Ditto to you Ass-holer. I don't have any issues, just trying to get to that 100 post mark so you all will let me in "THE CIRCLE"!

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There is no award or recognition for having 100 posts . There is no "circle" but there is a barrel. Most people don't survive the barrel. If you want to keep being a spastic fuck you will end up in the barrel. If you don't like the community then I might suggest puff.com as an alternative to here. Fake cubans for all and general asshattery is the norm

ilikefishes · 06-01-2010, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by kevin7

There is no award or recognition for having 100 posts . There is no "circle" but there is a barrel. Most people don't survive the barrel. If you want to keep being a spastic fuck you will end up in the barrel. If you don't like the community then I might suggest puff.com as an alternative to here. Fake cubans for all and general asshattery is the norm

I never said that I wanted to leave this board. I am actually having a great time. That barrel sounds cool. Does it come with the alcohol already in it or do you add it later? Again, maybe you all should follow the rules and stop mentioning the ISOM's. There is a very strict rule in regards to this from what I read.

ilikefishes · 06-04-2010, 05:48 PM

It is funny that you guys are not even talking about the ipad any more. Is that a cigar in your mouth or are you just happy to see me, Cyrus?

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**ashauler** · 06-04-2010, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

It is funny that you guys are not even talking about the ipad any more. Is that a cigar in your mouth or are you just happy to see me, Cyrus?

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Sure we are. We're just multi-tasking.

ilikefishes · 06-05-2010, 02:42 PM

Blah blah blah blah.

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ilikefishes · 06-05-2010, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

What the hell??? Don't listen to George. Stay the fuck out of my state, douche.

I have been to Montana many times. If you fished you would know there are no fish like the one in my avatar except in Montana. If you all want fish like that, head North.

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ilikefishes · 06-05-2010, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

This is a very enlightening comment, fishy...

I sense from the little I know about you that you love to live in Colorado - primarily because you really don't have to fit in. But I'm also sensing you're still suffering from social anxiety...

Perhaps you should consider moving to Montana - that's even more remote and less taxing on someone bent on not having to nurture personal relationships.

Yeah, you are probably right. I am one of the most successful sales reps in company history. I have started two seperate companies and made them successful in my spare time. I am a PGa golf professional and volunteer multiple days a year for clinics around the state. I run a charity events more than once a year and raise over $25,000.00 a year for causes like Craig Hospital, The Shriners and other valuable organizations in our society.
But my on-line personality sucks. Oh well, ask me if I care what someone that would not have the balls to say something to my face, calls me out on a fucking chat board?

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**Eville** · 06-05-2010, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

Yeah, you are probably right. I am one of the most successful sales reps in company history. I have started two seperate companies and made them successful in my spare time. I am a PGa golf professional and volunteer multiple days a year for clinics around the state. I run a charity events more than once a year and raise over $25,000.00 a year for causes like Craig Hospital, The Shriners and other valuable organizations in our society.
But my on-line personality sucks. Oh well, ask me if I care what someone that would not have the balls to say something to my face, calls me out on a fucking chat board?

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I bet you don't have the balls to say that to his face.

**ashauler** · 06-05-2010, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

Yeah, you are probably right. I am one of the most successful sales reps in company history. I have started two seperate companies and made them successful in my spare time. I am a PGa golf professional and volunteer multiple days a year for clinics around the state. I run a charity events more than once a year and raise over $25,000.00 a year for causes like Craig Hospital, The Shriners and other valuable organizations in our society.
But my on-line personality sucks. Oh well, ask me if I care what someone that would not have the balls to say something to my face, calls me out on a fucking chat board?

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Wow. You are one fine gift to society. It's simply unfortunate that you get all puffed up behind a keyboard and lose control of yourself.

**kevin7** · 06-05-2010, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

Yeah, you are probably right. I am one of the most successful sales reps in company history. I have started two seperate companies and made them successful in my spare time. I am a PGa golf professional and volunteer multiple days a year for clinics around the state. I run a charity events more than once a year and raise over $25,000.00 a year for causes like Craig Hospital, The Shriners and other valuable organizations in our society.
But my on-line personality sucks. Oh well, ask me if I care what someone that would not have the balls to say something to my face, calls me out on a fucking chat board?

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Um yeah I'm all scared and shit now. I'm a Journeyman Electrical Lineman . I can count the people I would not fuck with on 1 hand and you are not one of them. Your e-dick may be 3 feet long but it's only 1/4 of an inch in diameter