“Smoking cigars as an art form"

[badwhale]

Now we have self-deprecation:

-useless posts that do nothing to add to the conversation and are just a feeble attempt to jack up my post count (thanks, heftysmokes!)

and pouting:

I take umbrage I wasn't mention...pouts I think my post adds history, romance and the true podium for debate.

...if only there was some bedazzling, a relentless tool, and an epic douchenozzle in here....

wait...