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    Default Forgive your enemies

    > Sunday's sermon was -- Forgive Your Enemies
    >
    > >Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked , "How many of you have
    > >forgiven
    > >your enemies?"
    > >
    > >80 percent of the congregation held up their hands.
    > >
    > >The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time except one
    > >small elderly lady.
    > >
    > >"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" the minister
    > >asked.
    > >
    > >"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
    > >
    > >"Mrs. Jones, That is very unusual. How old are you?"
    > >
    > >"Ninety-eight," she replied.
    > >
    > >"Oh, Mrs. Jones. Would you please come down in front and tell us all how a
    > >person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world."
    > >
    > >The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
    > >congregation, and said:
    > >"I outlived the sons of bitches."


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    Ya could have at least removed the ">" symbols from that email that you received that was forwarded to you on multiple occasions. I think I've seen that one about five times so far......
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
    Ya could have at least removed the ">" symbols from that email that you received that was forwarded to you on multiple occasions. I think I've seen that one about five times so far......

    Oh I'm sorry, should I run all my posts by you first? You can remove the arrow yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFG75
    Oh I'm sorry, should I run all my posts by you first? You can remove the arrow yourself.
    Sure, Alfred... Just give us your password and we'd be glad to clean out those arrows for you. Not a problem!!! Love to do it for you as a community service!

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    >>>>>>>>>>>>arrows
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>so
    >>>>>>>>godamn
    >>>>>>>>>annoying
    >>>>>>>>reminds
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>me
    >>>>>>>>that
    >>>>>>>>>>>some
    >>>>>>>>>>>people
    >>>>>>>>can't
    >>>>>>>>>>C/P
    >>>>>>>>>worth
    >>>>>>>a
    >>>>>>shit
    >>>>>>>>>>>>prolly
    >>>>>>>>>still
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    The older I get ,the better I was

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    not bad....

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    Lol

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    i was expecting some cheesy @$$ religious thing about how they guys that give you a hard time should forgive you; but that was kind of funny.

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