Christ Almighty, what the hell did that dude eat that could produce that?

Until the end of my days, I'll never be able to look at that instrument the same way again. Forever will my memory be tarnished, and every time I see one I will imagine some dude dropping trow and busting a tune out his ass, while wearing a Santa hat.

Offensive? No. Disturbing on many levels? Yes. Comical? Considering I had to stop myself from cackling as I didn't want to wake the wife and child up, yes.