What are politics?

[Johnny]

I will have to pinch that one

[Kenyth]

Here's another one you may have heard.

Breakdown of the word "Politics"

Poly- Meaning many or a great number of, as in "Polygamy".

Ticks- Meaning blood sucking parasites.

The definition of politics is therefore a collective term for a large number of blood sucking parasites.

[gtxjet]

I've heard this one before but it's still good...