Eville

[Eville]

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Of course, someone as important as myself only smokes the finest aged, plumiest White Owls. I prefer the White Owls that are medium bodied or stronger and nice and spicy!

[cinda]

I think he would enjoy one of daisy's paintings....

[Secret Santa]

Ho Ho Ho.

So, Ducth Masters and a painting of daisys.......wait why the hell a painting of daisys? You a botanist that specializes in dasiys? And forget the BB gun, you won't do enough damage to make use of it.

Any cigar prefernce other than old moldy smokes that Santa should know about?

[logan37]

Ho Ho Ho.

So, Ducth Masters and a painting of daisys.......wait why the hell a painting of daisys? You a botanist that specializes in dasiys? And forget the BB gun, you won't do enough damage to make use of it.

Any cigar prefernce other than old moldy smokes that Santa should know about?

C'mon Santa. The only appropriate response here is, "You'll shoot your eye out."

[Eville]

Well, Santa, I have been known to love a maduro.

[Secret Santa]

Well, Santa, I have been known to love a maduro.

Ho Ho Ho.

Let me see what I can get the elves to round up. I'm sure I can find some dark looking cigar. Thats what a maduro is right, just some dark stick?

Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas.

[Secret Santa]

Ho Ho Ho.

Any sights on the sleigh yet?

[Secret Santa]

C'mon Santa. The only appropriate response here is, "You'll shoot your eye out."

Ho Ho Ho.

Ol'Santa here isn't appropriate. I'm UNappropriate!