I actually laughed out loud. LOLa.

I didn't think my language was particularly foul -- I could have come up with something more colorful. Now, I think you are trying to sell Cohiba Esplendidos -- a very specific type of Cuban cigar. But, now it sounds like you may be back peddaling a bit, and can only say that a woman in Cuba, that may or may not be your cousin, and may or may not have strapped one on and had her way with you, handed the boxes to you, so you made an assumption that you would like us to blindly assume as well. No, thank you.

I said good day.