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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Jorgan
    You know, maybe I was to quick to label you as a fucktard

    Please send a sample to:

    Michael Grauman
    PO Box 351
    Santo, Texas 76472

    Thank you.

    You should be ashamed of yourself, Michael. I can't believe you're asking for cigars from this guy. Obviously they're fake!!! You truly would know the difference between a real and a fake Cuban just by smoking them. I remember that controversy a while back where some "fake" Cubans were sent to you and you did a glowing review of them. I believe you said something along the lines of them certainly being of Cuban origin because you could tell the way the cigar looked and smoked.

    I'm willing to bet you a 5er that these cigars are not really of Cuban origin. You make the call - I know you to be fair....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese
    You should be ashamed of yourself, Michael. I can't believe you're asking for cigars from this guy. Obviously they're fake!!! You truly would know the difference between a real and a fake Cuban just by smoking them. I remember that controversy a while back where some "fake" Cubans were sent to you and you did a glowing review of them. I believe you said something along the lines of them certainly being of Cuban origin because you could tell the way the cigar looked and smoked.

    I'm willing to bet you a 5er that these cigars are not really of Cuban origin. You make the call - I know you to be fair....
    I will send both you and Michael one Esplendious if you think it is real you pay me for it, other wise it is free. ggiese please supply mailing address.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuban-cigar-deal.com
    I will send both you and Michael one Esplendious if you think it is real you pay me for it, other wise it is free. ggiese please supply mailing address.
    Fine fine fine.

    But since we are going to the hassle of doing this, why not just send an entire box?

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    whats weird is that he keeps insisting to let him send us one.

    are you asking for like credit card or something cigardeal guy?

    or email address?

    if not, short of a bad cigar and sending a bomb to your house . . . oh shit now the FBI is monitoring this whole damn site . . . whats the worst that could happen? junk mail?

    how much by the way? and could you tell us how you plan on making money? and why specifically you are doing this "deal". and by proximety . . . do you mean you are in miami? or cayman islands or something? lol if you are anywhere in the US . . then you are a dea agent trying to catch someone like they do with kiddi porn lovers

    a. no one here is that stupid
    b. you gotta offer at LEAST 5 boxes free and let us keep them while in jail hehe

    Last edited by TheyCallMeManiX; 07-12-2005 at 03:57 PM.

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    I'm sure Hugh-Michael will give us a fair and unbiased opinion. He is just that kind of guy.

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    the other thing i was thinking, im SOOOOOOO picky with smoking stuff i dont know about or sight unseen stuff etc. i dont smoke anything thats not in a walk in humidor at a reputable cigar shop. granted, one never knows, but im sure my chances of having a true, and safe cigar are higher than someone who doesnt know that that cigar has been in a safe humidity for most if not all of its life. etc.


    plus i can get cubans from my fatherin law and his friend who have the money to go to cuba and or euope to get them(this guy has hundreds and hundreds of cigars in a humidor that is the size of a small buffet cabinet!) all i have to do is ask nicely lol

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    Aah, I see the picture has changed...

    GOLD STAR!!

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    They callme manix,

    Please do not mistake this person for operating out of the Cayman islands, his website is out of Jamaica.


    I checked with my distributor who supply entire caribbean region and central and parts of South America(except Dominican Republic and St. Maartin)

    The distributor supplies only one company in Jamaica which operates duty free in Montego Bay and Ocho Rios in Jamaica. They have never done business with this guy from Kingston.

    Okay so lets assume he can't get wholesale/distributor prices-then that leaves him to purchase from stores in Havana.(Authentic cuban cigars)

    So..lets do the maths here...

    1 box of Monte # 4 (store price in Havana) USD$ 99.15 divide by 25 = USD$3.96 per cigar.
    1 box of Cohiba Espelndidos (store) USD$ 458.25 divide by 25 =USD$18.33 per cigar

    Wow...he's making .03cents profit on those Monte # 4's and taking a whopping hit on those
    Espelndidos -USD$6.33 plus he pick's up the shipping- no wonder hes only selling two brands,he can't count past 2.

  9. Default Don’t worry about the maths.

    The most important thing is customers won’t have to pay until they have received the cigars and verified that they are real.

    If you like you can purchase some from your friend at the exorbitant price and compare it with mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuban-cigar-deal.com
    The most important thing is customers won’t have to pay until they have received the cigars and verified that they are real.

    If you like you can purchase some from your friend at the exorbitant price and compare it with mine.
    You are a complete bag of shit. You are selling FAKES period!! I see that you had no comment to Damian's post, why's that?

    Because he's speaking THE TRUTH which is

    YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORIZED HABANOS RETAILER

    Therefore you are selling fakes. For all you guys who are saying "Well he's giving away free cigars so what's the big deal?" WHY on earth would you want to smoke a FAKE Cuban cigar? Go split a fiver of Grape White Owls with PuroBrat if you insist on smoking garbage.

    This is unreal..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by damban
    They callme manix,

    Please do not mistake this person for operating out of the Cayman islands, his website is out of Jamaica.


    I checked with my distributor who supply entire caribbean region and central and parts of South America(except Dominican Republic and St. Maartin)

    The distributor supplies only one company in Jamaica which operates duty free in Montego Bay and Ocho Rios in Jamaica. They have never done business with this guy from Kingston.

    Okay so lets assume he can't get wholesale/distributor prices-then that leaves him to purchase from stores in Havana.(Authentic cuban cigars)

    So..lets do the maths here...

    1 box of Monte # 4 (store price in Havana) USD$ 99.15 divide by 25 = USD$3.96 per cigar.
    1 box of Cohiba Espelndidos (store) USD$ 458.25 divide by 25 =USD$18.33 per cigar

    Wow...he's making .03cents profit on those Monte # 4's and taking a whopping hit on those
    Espelndidos -USD$6.33 plus he pick's up the shipping- no wonder hes only selling two brands,he can't count past 2.

    The most important thing is customers won’t have to pay until they have received the cigars and verified that they are real.

    If you like you can purchase some from your friend at the exorbitant price and compare it with mine.

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    Joshua, is there and echo in here or something?

    Quote Originally Posted by damban
    They callme manix,

    Please do not mistake this person for operating out of the Cayman islands, his website is out of Jamaica.


    I checked with my distributor who supply entire caribbean region and central and parts of South America(except Dominican Republic and St. Maartin)

    The distributor supplies only one company in Jamaica which operates duty free in Montego Bay and Ocho Rios in Jamaica. They have never done business with this guy from Kingston.

    Okay so lets assume he can't get wholesale/distributor prices-then that leaves him to purchase from stores in Havana.(Authentic cuban cigars)

    So..lets do the maths here...

    1 box of Monte # 4 (store price in Havana) USD$ 99.15 divide by 25 = USD$3.96 per cigar.
    1 box of Cohiba Espelndidos (store) USD$ 458.25 divide by 25 =USD$18.33 per cigar

    Wow...he's making .03cents profit on those Monte # 4's and taking a whopping hit on those
    Espelndidos -USD$6.33 plus he pick's up the shipping- no wonder hes only selling two brands,he can't count past 2.
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    Looks like ole shit-for-brains' site is no longer up.

    Damn, where will I buy my fake Cubans now?

    Where's that new guy, underated18yearold or what ever he calls himself? Wasn't he looking for "sources" or some shit like that? I try and help a guy out and cuban-cigar-deal goes and takes his site down.

    I'm tellin' ya, what's this world coming to?
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    Hey Cuban-Cigar-Deal, when you design a web-site and you want a high ranking in search engines, you're supposed to make this kind of text invisible to the site's visitors:

    "cheap cigar, cohiba cuban cigar, cigar, cigars, cohiba cigar, montecristo cigar, montecristo cuban cigar, smoking cigar, cigar shop, cigar store, premium cigar, wholesale cigar, cigar online, buy cigar online, buy cigar, cigar gift, cigar store cuban, cigar store, cigar sales, online cigar store, cigar store online, cuban cigar montecristo cohiba, cuban cigar company, buy cheap cigar online, buy cheap cigars, genuine cuban cigars"


    Go bother other people now with your knock-offs and crappy web-design clearly made for luring in suckers. Besides, google ranks people by how many other sites link to them, not just by words on the site.

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    This fake.cuban.cigar.deal guy is showing us what a complete idiot he is, he doesn't know how to use a computer

    Look at his last two posts

    LMFAO, "this is a free world" now THAT was a good one. I don't know if the people in Cuba would agree with this jerk on on that one

    Hex, please ban this guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuban-cigar-deal.com
    I will send both you and Michael one Esplendious if you think it is real you pay me for it, other wise it is free. ggiese please supply mailing address.
    Received word that 1 (one) Esplendious has ben sent to Santo, Texas for review.

    Expected arrival: within 2 weeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Jorgan
    Received word that 1 (one) Esplendious has ben sent to Santo, Texas for review.

    Expected arrival: within 2 weeks
    Excellent!!! I want to see Michael's review of the cigar!!! We'll just see if it's fake!!! He'll know!!!

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    What the hell is an Esplendious???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leebo
    What the hell is an Esplendious???

    It's the bastard child of an Esplendito.


    I'm sure knowing the kind if guy Hugh-Michael is the review will be terrific.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leebo
    What the hell is an Esplendious???

    sounds like it was made by Willy Wonka...Esplendiunchous anyone?

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