Revived a very interesting package in the mail today. Contained a challenge, a prize pack related to the challenge, and some wealth. (Thanks Tdre) Wednesday will be the day. Prepare my place in glory....
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
I just thought it was tapewormtalk at it again...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
LOL naw when Im wrong, Im wrong. That was a good old-fashion typo....
So when this contest first started I was overtaken by extreme determination to take this thing. I submit for your approval my three day puro pass super analysis.
On day one, Monday, I received (didn't "revive" it this time) the package and the unidentified stick. By this time I had established a foundation based in Hartford Connecticut. The soul purpose of this foundation was to determine where this stick came from. For this purpose I gathered "top men" and women from around the globe. Heather Mottershaw, a mass spectrometry expert from Turkey. Sydnee Le'Flor, a top perfumer from the french countryside. Thomas Mariner an underground botanist from Tennessee. Amy Mahaony an intern from Jersey. (Due to certain legal issues I am no longer able to discuss miss Mahaony or the terms of her employment) This crack team of puro experts and their staff of hundreds examined the smoke and ash that remained. A definitive answer was found and I would like to state it, but before I was made aware of the answer I realized that not only did I not smoke the puro but I was probably crazy.
On day two I decided to check into a mental health facility realizing that the events of day one never took place. It was a grueling process in which I was mentally broken down to my core and built back up multiple times. After an emotional roller coaster of angst, denial, shame, and self determination I finally kicked my opium habit and was able to go home and smoke the puro.
Today, day three I smoked the puro. It had a harsh characteristic. Heavy in coffee flavor with a bit of on and off sweetness. I don't know whats going to happen now. I have to make a choice..................Honduran.....
Proposed Adds:
Camancho Coyolar Super Toro
Rocky Patel Vudu Churchill
RP 1961 Toro
You my friend just smoked a Vogel green label robusto, a puro hailing from Costa Rica
Oooo what a dick!!!! CR...LOL
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Well what do you know. Should have listened to Amy. Package will ship Saturday. Assuming adds are cool.
1. Mr. Platypus - Honduran? LOSER!!!
2. MailMan - Nicaraguan? WINNER!!!
3. WinstonSpencer - Cuban? LOSER!!!
4. SLCRaiders - Dominican? WINNER!!!
5. Badwhale - Dominican? LOSER!!!
6. Buzz - Dominican? LOSER!!!
7. Logan37 - Dominican? LOSER!!!
8. Eville - Cuban? LOSER!!!
9. Mizicke5273 - Dominican? LOSER!!!
10. Alcibiates - Dominican? LOSER!!!
11. MangyRat -Nicaraguan? LOSER!!!
12. Tdre977 - Nicaraguan? WINNER!!!
13. Shadykaricta - Honduran? LOSER!!!
14. MRTR33 - Nicaraguan? WINNER!!!
15. JiveTurkey
16. EGQ
Communication is important, please PM me your Puro information when you send out the pass along with your aditions to the prize pack.
Prize Pack
Red Lion Maduro
New Orleans Cigar Factory Plantation Reserve
5 Vegas Miami
MRTR33 WINS
LFD double ligero lancero
Alec Bradley Prensado
Carlos Torano Virtuoso maestro Churchill
Camancho Coyolar Super Toro
Rocky Patel Vudu Churchill
RP 1961 Toro
Tdre977 WINS
Padron Classic Maduro 3000
Alec Bradley Family Blend VR1
CAO MX2 Cuban Press
Anejo 48
LFD Natural Chiselito
El Titan de Bronze Redemption ~ Lancero
CT Exodus 1959 50yr Robusto
RP Decade Robusto
My Father Le Bijou Petit Robusto
Cuesta Rey Stanford's Cameroon Reserve #9
Padilla Signature 1932 Toro
La Aroma De Cuba Mi Amor Robusto
Graycliff blue label Professional
Siglo Limited Reserve X (not ISOM)
LFD Ligero 5.7x60
Padron Panetela Maduro
Famous Private Selection Nicaraguan Corojo Corona
El Cobre Lonsdale
Camacho corojo Churchill
Illusione, Nosotros Toro
New Orleans Cigar Factory Double-Wrap Churchill
RP Edge Corojo Toro
RR Edge Maduro Toro
Cain Maduro Torpedo
SLCRAIDERS' WINS
La Aroma de Cuba Robusto
JDN Antono Churchill
Red Lion Robusto
Oliva "O" Maduro Robusto
Casa Magna oscuro corona
Camacho SLR rothschild
La Gloria Cubana Serie N rojo
MAIL MAN'S WINS
Padilla Achilles Salomon
Rocky Patel Vintage 1992 Mini Belicoso tubed
Saint Luis Rey Serie G Churchill
Perdomo 10th Anniversary Champagne
Man O' War #2
A. Fuente Chateau Fuente Maduro
MOW Ruination Belicoso
Last edited by Mangyrat; 05-12-2011 at 07:47 PM.
designated whipping boy for the grammar police
Just run everything threw a spell checker.
Heading to the PO tomorrow fellas, will post DC# and send puro info down the wire...
Goneski. DC# 0310 3490 0000 7206 6793
Good luck.
Removed from the list due to request. "he was not looking forward to his loser tag".
17. TachyCoventry
Removed form list due to no contact in weeks.
18. redmonster13
Last edited by Mangyrat; 05-09-2011 at 12:27 PM.
designated whipping boy for the grammar police
Just run everything threw a spell checker.
I just realized you need a Tag.
I will start hunting somthing fitting of you new loser tag.
designated whipping boy for the grammar police
Just run everything threw a spell checker.
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