You revived it? I hope you didn't crush the box when you administered CPR.Originally Posted by Shadykaricta
You revived it? I hope you didn't crush the box when you administered CPR.
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Nice catch!
hecho a mano matón
I just thought it was tapewormtalk at it again...
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LOL naw when Im wrong, Im wrong. That was a good old-fashion typo....
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So when this contest first started I was overtaken by extreme determination to take this thing. I submit for your approval my three day puro pass super analysis.
On day one, Monday, I received (didn't "revive" it this time) the package and the unidentified stick. By this time I had established a foundation based in Hartford Connecticut. The soul purpose of this foundation was to determine where this stick came from. For this purpose I gathered "top men" and women from around the globe. Heather Mottershaw, a mass spectrometry expert from Turkey. Sydnee Le'Flor, a top perfumer from the french countryside. Thomas Mariner an underground botanist from Tennessee. Amy Mahaony an intern from Jersey. (Due to certain legal issues I am no longer able to discuss miss Mahaony or the terms of her employment) This crack team of puro experts and their staff of hundreds examined the smoke and ash that remained. A definitive answer was found and I would like to state it, but before I was made aware of the answer I realized that not only did I not smoke the puro but I was probably crazy.
On day two I decided to check into a mental health facility realizing that the events of day one never took place. It was a grueling process in which I was mentally broken down to my core and built back up multiple times. After an emotional roller coaster of angst, denial, shame, and self determination I finally kicked my opium habit and was able to go home and smoke the puro.
Today, day three I smoked the puro. It had a harsh characteristic. Heavy in coffee flavor with a bit of on and off sweetness. I don't know whats going to happen now. I have to make a choice..................Honduran.....
Proposed Adds:
Camancho Coyolar Super Toro
Rocky Patel Vudu Churchill
RP 1961 Toro
Lucky bastard
You my friend just smoked a Vogel green label robusto, a puro hailing from Costa Rica
hecho a mano matón
Oooo what a dick!!!! CR...LOL
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Well what do you know. Should have listened to Amy. Package will ship Saturday. Assuming adds are cool.
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