Quote Originally Posted by nhcigarfan View Post
Do you have a segway? with lights on it?
I suppose, in its loosest form of definition, a mall cop could be construed as being "corporate". As crazy as it is around here sometimes (you'd think I work at a mall), it is not a mall I work at...

...and - as much as I've rallyed for segway's my boss has drawn the line on the expense. So - much to my chagrin - I'm forced to walk around on my own two feet.