Oilik banned...No underage folks allowed. He should grow up to be a stellar fucktard.![]()
Oilik banned...No underage folks allowed. He should grow up to be a stellar fucktard.![]()
Dangit sarge, didn't you pay attention? That wasn't Ryan, it was his cousin. His cousin is 17, but Ryan is older. You see, his cousin got on Ryan's computer and signed up for a forum because he wanted to learn about phreaking and hacking... this was all very clear. Ryan needed to keep his cousin out of trouble from some middle aged man, who likely wears a red hat.
You banned my matey... dangit, just dangit.
-Buzz
I'm about to fire up a Padron Natural ~ 3000 from the local Exxon...
Whoops! Wrong thread!!!
Or is it?
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Figured you all might get a good chuckle out of this PM sent to me by our new friend a couple days ago. This has fishy written all over it...
Oilik
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Join Date Feb 2011 Posts 11
Cigars for sale
I saw your thread with cigars for sale but it was from '08. I was wondering if you still had some, and what your cheapest fiver and cheapest single if you'd sell a single would be, with the 3% PayPal fee on there as well as shipping. I get paid next Friday so I will not be able to make any deals until then, right now I'm scoping the cigarsmokers.com market and seeing what everybody has. Also if you don't mind me asking where you'd be shipping from(I don't want your address as there's no need for that, just zip or city so I can use the shipping time calculator to get all my orders lined up so I don't run out, just bought a sampler from Cigar.com[are they any good? Never bought from them before] if you don't want to give this information out not a problem I respect your privacy).
Thanks, and have a good one. I'm looking for an Oilick Bullshit Especial Gold, I head you have the silvers but those suck. Kidding, obviously, so anyway, prices would be excellent.
Thanks,
Ryan
P.S. do you have any cigar tips or information? I'm obviously new to cigars, I'm a tobacco enthusiast and decided that apart from my specialized cigarette, dip, chew, and misc oral and nasal tobacco knowledge, I realized I know not shit about cigars and they're the most interesting and cultural of all tobacco.
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Wow...I've read a lot of threads that have resulted in folks gettin' banned, but this is the first I've participated in.
I feel privileged that it was one full of talks of beer, bedazzlin' and good ole penetration.![]()
Penetration tester, huh, first time I've heard it called that. I imagine old oilslick is pretty good at it.
oilslick's penetration test of cigarsmokers lasted all of 3 days. Not bad!!!![]()
What, like nicotine suppositories?I'm obviously new to cigars, I'm a tobacco enthusiast and decided that apart from my specialized cigarette, dip, chew, and misc oral and nasal tobacco knowledge, I realized I know not shit about cigars and they're the most interesting and cultural of all tobacco.
Yeah - after that post I started getting the same creepy "this guy spends WAY too much time experimenting with tobacco" vibes. It brought images of him with Crisco, several packages Back Woods, Swisher's, and various flavored gas station cigars on rubber sheets in his bedroom next to his Justin Beiber posters - doing all kinds of crazy, kinky things. Bad image...
...that was until his mom caught him in the act.
Kids nowadays - I tell ya!
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
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