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  1. 03-29-2011, 04:13 PM #1
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    Default Meltdown Highlight Reel

    I know I can't possibly be the only one that's thoroughly entertained by these meltdowns...Socially awkward folks who scramble to make themselves look like Mr. Big Shit but only put their foot further and further in their mouth.

    I find them so hilarious that I'd like to start a list, a highlight reel if you will- of cigarsmokers.com's best chicken shit, moron induced, mouth-breathin' meltdowns...

    Here's the two-fer that birthed the idea:

    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/13082-Nub-Cigars

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    Meltdowns are fun for all, but I don't know if this is a good idea.
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
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    I hear ya, but I do know that the "Cornball of the Year" thread on another forum I frequent is a fun thread for sure... I figured with all the hilarity I've been coming across in older threads, what the hell...
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    Quote Originally Posted by b.read View Post
    I hear ya, but I do know that the "Cornball of the Year" thread on another forum I frequent is a fun thread for sure... I figured with all the hilarity I've been coming across in older threads, what the hell...
    Meltdowns are common, but sometimes people come back into the fold ( such as myself). Hey just MHO.
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    Here is one of my favorites...http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...ighlight=chugg

    A nice pic of the guy...Click image for larger version.  Name: my%20head.JPG  Views: 383  Size: 59.3 KB  ID: 2339
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    Ah, I see what you mean- this isn't to meant rehash old b.s. with current members that have shed their unfavorable status...

    There's a good lot of folks that got their panties in a bunch and left for good- those types of whiners are the ones that crack me up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge View Post
    Here is one of my favorites...http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...ighlight=chugg

    A nice pic of the guy...Click image for larger version.  Name: my%20head.JPG  Views: 383  Size: 59.3 KB  ID: 2339
    Fuck Me...That some Frankenstein shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge View Post
    Here is one of my favorites...http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...ighlight=chugg

    A nice pic of the guy...Click image for larger version.  Name: my%20head.JPG  Views: 383  Size: 59.3 KB  ID: 2339
    Chugggity Chugg Chugg.....lmfao.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge View Post
    Here is one of my favorites...http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...ighlight=chugg

    A nice pic of the guy...Click image for larger version.  Name: my%20head.JPG  Views: 383  Size: 59.3 KB  ID: 2339

    Ahhh that's what I'm talking about! If this thread tanks and that's the only meltdown posted here, it was worth it! I hadn't seen this 15 page novel...Thanks Sarge!
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    There's another thread called "famous last words" or something. There's good search info in that one...

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    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/7095-Cuban-order

    This is a typical....newblet meltdown, imho. Fucks up and violates a board rule....is POLITELY informed about it and asked to remedy it, but that would have been too easy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maphic View Post
    lol youre cool. please be more original then "go fuck yourself".
    Bwahaha that's too funny...
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    Chug!

    I was kind of proud of this one myself...

    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/11174
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    Damnit, b.read, how'd it get so late?
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    While my nomination did not directly lead to a meltdown, it was definitely on the path to destruction. One of my proudest moments...

    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...-you-can-fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    While my nomination did not directly lead to a meltdown, it was definitely on the path to destruction. One of my proudest moments...

    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...-you-can-fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/7095-Cuban-order

    This is a typical....newblet meltdown, imho. Fucks up and violates a board rule....is POLITELY informed about it and asked to remedy it, but that would have been too easy.
    The one on Chug I've read before but this one I hadn't. I can't believe that asshat started creating those kind of quotes on Basil... shakes head
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    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...ht=#post135281

    multi-meltdown, and spinoff meltdown (bama)

    Another: http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...light=ibarney5

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    Quote Originally Posted by MemphisFred View Post
    The one on Chug I've read before but this one I hadn't. I can't believe that asshat started creating those kind of quotes on Basil... shakes head
    Ted....damn I miss him!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Ted....damn I miss him!!
    Ted's one of the definite Mount Rushmore guys on cigarsmokers.

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