Meltdown Highlight Reel

**b.read** · 03-30-2011, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by JiveTurkey

Damnit, b.read, how'd it get so late?

(shrugs) Hilarity? I don't know...

**b.read** · 04-04-2011, 04:42 PM

Here's another good'n...

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...light=meltdown

Stogieguy gets extra douche points for reminding me exactly of a very immature, very drunk/bi-polar contractor I foolishly hired and then shortly fired...

**badwhale** · 04-04-2011, 06:15 PM

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...0742#post80742

I wasn't present for this gem.

**Trilobyte** · 04-04-2011, 07:40 PM

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**logan37** · 04-04-2011, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

I damn near pissed myself after reading that.

**ggiese** · 04-05-2011, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by badwhale

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...0742#post80742

I wasn't present for this gem.

Damn!!! I'd long forgotten this guy!! LOL

And the putz never responded to my free offer! I was going to be all set to retire on him joining my "free" cigar club!!!

Originally Posted by ggiese

Hey, archie - I've got all kinds of garbage smokes. I'll send 'em to you free!!!

You in?

*** Hurry - this offer ends soon!!! Do NOT accept substitutes - especially from Hugh Jorgan enterprises. Note: there is a charge for shipping and handling ($19.95)... Acceptance of this offer will constitue automatic enrollment in the "Garbage Cigars of the Month" © club. Each and every month I'll mail you my garbage - for a nominal fee (99 cents, with an additional $19.95 shipping and handing fee). You may end your club membership at any time by sending a cancellation letter via certified mail. The offer will end 90 days after the request to terminate your enrollment is received. Void where prohibited. Not valid in Alaska and Wisconsin. Terms and conditions subject to change without notice.

**denver24** · 04-05-2011, 01:46 PM

Is this thread the place for the several different meltdowns by fishy?

**b.read** · 04-05-2011, 04:01 PM

If it's a meltdown brought to the board by a turd burglar that's long gone- sure!

**ashauler** · 04-05-2011, 04:02 PM

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...e-Relationship

**denver24** · 04-05-2011, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...e-Relationship

HA! I had forgotten about this one. This thread is like a walk down memory lane and I love it!

**denver24** · 04-05-2011, 04:12 PM

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/13214-iPad

**mrtr33** · 04-05-2011, 04:19 PM

This happened right about the time I got here.

**b.read** · 04-06-2011, 04:09 PM

Alright! These are hilarious LMAO...I have yet to dive into the deeper waters of the 10 and 11 page meltdowns, but will soon. The threads I have had time to read are great...

That said, there is now one pertinent question on my mind....

What kind of farm did daredog have anyway?

**badwhale** · 04-06-2011, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by b.read

Alright! These are hilarious LMAO...I have yet to dive into the deeper waters of the 10 and 11 page meltdowns, but will soon. The threads I have had time to read are great...

That said, there is now one pertinent question on my mind....

What kind of farm did daredog have anyway?

You happen to be picking up any cigar knowledge while digging around?..ya know...being on a forum called "cigarsmokers?"

Will

**b.read** · 04-06-2011, 04:16 PM

Absolutely...

**ashauler** · 04-06-2011, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by badwhale

You happen to be picking up any cigar knowledge while digging around?..ya know...being on a forum called "cigarsmokers?"

Will

Wait a minute.....there's ceegar stuff on here?

ilikefishes · 04-07-2011, 07:02 AM

You guys still gettin' off playing with each others nubs. Some things never change.

Sent from my DROIDX

**badwhale** · 04-07-2011, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

You guys still gettin' off playing with each others nubs. Some things never change.

Sent from my DROIDX

You posted this in the wrong forum. Should be under Humor. Way to go.

Will

**denver24** · 04-07-2011, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

You guys still gettin' off playing with each others nubs. Some things never change.

Sent from my DROIDX

If you're going to continue to utilize the resources of this board and lurk around I think it's more than fair that we hold you accountable for your actions. But I guess it's possible that you're not the type that believes in transparency or accountability.