Never ending.........

[badwhale]

at least he'd be close to someone that's getting laid. As a matter of fact,......

the naked chick with the poodle was gettin' it on merely 4 feet away on a dilapidated leopard fur love seat. Suddenly, buzz burst in, murse and all screaming, "

[buzz]

...I don't know if I want to get involved with this, but I suppose I'll have to now! He threw his murse across the room, and...

[Paddy]

Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...

[ashauler]

Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...

and landing in the lobster tank by the door. Yes, indeed, there has been a lobster tank by the door ever since....

[denver24]

and landing in the lobster tank by the door. Yes, indeed, there has been a lobster tank by the door ever since....

Aunt Ethel's failed venture into lobster farming. She failed because...

[mrtr33]

.....sex with lobsters never caught on. I decided to fix this by pulling out of my murse.....

[badwhale]

.....sex with lobsters never caught on. I decided to fix this by pulling out of my murse.....

a giant lobster proof steely dan to give the head lobster what-for. Aunt Ethel gasped at the sight of it, and...