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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    and landing in the lobster tank by the door. Yes, indeed, there has been a lobster tank by the door ever since....
    Aunt Ethel's failed venture into lobster farming. She failed because...
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    .....sex with lobsters never caught on. I decided to fix this by pulling out of my murse.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    .....sex with lobsters never caught on. I decided to fix this by pulling out of my murse.....
    a giant lobster proof steely dan to give the head lobster what-for. Aunt Ethel gasped at the sight of it, and...
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    ....the naked blonde was desperately lunged towards it in an attempt to bring it back to the dilapidated leather fur love seat. Then all of a sudden, outside....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....the naked blonde was desperately lunged towards it in an attempt to bring it back to the dilapidated leather fur love seat. Then all of a sudden, outside....
    Thunder crashed, the lights went out, and there was a terrible downpour of hail, mixed with frogs. "This must be a sign of...
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    ....the Necronomicon's true existence!" Without missing a beat, I grabbed a bottle of rye and shrank.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....the Necronomicon's true existence!" Without missing a beat, I grabbed a bottle of rye and shrank.....
    out the door, into the cold frog rain totally missing the kickass sliding door walk in humidor that Aunt Ethel built & stocked for her favorite nephew. Buzz didn't miss that, and went in during the confusion, and stuffed his murse full of Acids and...
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