Never ending.........

[Paddy]

Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...

[ashauler]

Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...

and landing in the lobster tank by the door. Yes, indeed, there has been a lobster tank by the door ever since....

[denver24]

and landing in the lobster tank by the door. Yes, indeed, there has been a lobster tank by the door ever since....

Aunt Ethel's failed venture into lobster farming. She failed because...

[mrtr33]

.....sex with lobsters never caught on. I decided to fix this by pulling out of my murse.....

[badwhale]

.....sex with lobsters never caught on. I decided to fix this by pulling out of my murse.....

a giant lobster proof steely dan to give the head lobster what-for. Aunt Ethel gasped at the sight of it, and...

[mrtr33]

....the naked blonde was desperately lunged towards it in an attempt to bring it back to the dilapidated leather fur love seat. Then all of a sudden, outside....

[badwhale]

....the naked blonde was desperately lunged towards it in an attempt to bring it back to the dilapidated leather fur love seat. Then all of a sudden, outside....

Thunder crashed, the lights went out, and there was a terrible downpour of hail, mixed with frogs. "This must be a sign of...