50% discount in all our cigar boxes (all cuban)

[ashauler]

Get out of here! I was trying to turn everyone off to this to keep it all for myself.

Tell me I don't know a good deal when I can see it.

PM sent, carguyzzz

Dirty rat bastard....I call shenanigans, no fair using PM.

[badwhale]

Dirty rat bastard....I call shenanigans, no fair using PM.

Alright, fine. I'll cut you in on this tremendous deal. I'm going to skim 30% from you though. Just a heads up.

The rest of you can piss off.

Will

[buzz]

I smell a good reply to the thread coming up in 3... 2... 1...

[cigarguyx]

Well, I am not here to argue with you guys, all our cigars are 100% real so if you want to know more about it just send me a message stating that you want to know more and just to let you know i never asked for any personal information, if you want to know more about this just ask.

[buzz]

Well, I am not here to argue with you guys, all our cigars are 100% real so if you want to know more about it just send me a message stating that you want to know more and just to let you know i never asked for any personal information, if you want to know more about this just ask.

Did I call that or what?

Hey cigarguyx, I would like more information.

[cigarguyx]

Did I call that or what?

Hey cigarguyx, I would like more information.

sure what do you want to know?

[buzz]

sure what do you want to know?

What kind of keyboard do you use? Mine is Microsoft and the left arrow key isn't working anymore so I need to get a new one.

ETA: I'd also like to know why AutoCAD costs so dang much when the yearly updates are so lame.

[mrtr33]

ETA: I'd also like to know why AutoCAD costs so dang much when the yearly updates are so lame.

Have you tried open source? BRL-CAD?

[mrtr33]

Well, I am not here to argue with you guys, all our cigars are 100% real so if you want to know more about it just send me a message stating that you want to know more and just to let you know i never asked for any personal information, if you want to know more about this just ask.

But sell to me first. Dunno what it is, but I can't send PM's either. I plan on giving you my credit card number in this thread, so why don't you tell me what you have to offer? Put in the title of the post: "only mrtr33 read this, no one else". That will guarantee that only I'll be able to see it.

Do you have a brother or something who works at the factory? Then I'll KNOW you're legit. Do you have any Cohiba Behikes in a glass top box?

[badwhale]

Shit, this is getting outta control.

Cargyyxx, PM sent.

Will

[ashauler]

Shit, this is getting outta control.

Cargyyxx, PM sent.

Will

Damn you sneaky bastidge, again with the PM crap.

All you other guys trying to confuse the situation so he can slip in and cadge onto this deal......don't think I don't know what you're doing.

Denver, you're stand-up man, thanks for trying to reign in these guys. You've got PM ability right? Hurry and set-up the deal, we'll cut these other bone-heads out. Call me on the circle-phone but be sure to enable the cone of silence first.

[denver24]

Denver, you're stand-up man, thanks for trying to reign in these guys. You've got PM ability right? Hurry and set-up the deal, we'll cut these other bone-heads out. Call me on the circle-phone but be sure to enable the cone of silence first.

I don't have the clams to keep up with the behind-the-scense bidding war that is likely going on right now so I'm just trying to keep everyone focused on the prize and keep the playing field level. Good luck guys!

[cigarguyx]

But sell to me first. Dunno what it is, but I can't send PM's either. I plan on giving you my credit card number in this thread, so why don't you tell me what you have to offer? Put in the title of the post: "only mrtr33 read this, no one else". That will guarantee that only I'll be able to see it.

Do you have a brother or something who works at the factory? Then I'll KNOW you're legit. Do you have any Cohiba Behikes in a glass top box?

That doesn't exist, Cohiba Behike comes in tree presentations 52,54 and 56 and none of them have a glass top on them.

[buzz]

That doesn't exist, Cohiba Behike comes in tree presentations 52,54 and 56 and none of them have a glass top on them.

Pay no attention to Mark - he doesn't know jack about trees. I don't think they even have trees in Oregon. Now down here in Arizona we have tons of trees, but we call them saguaros and if you accidentally bump into one it hurts.

You're welcome for my post.

[badwhale]

Well, I am not here to argue with you guys,<snip>.

[buzz]

cigarguyx, I can't stand all this fighting, I don't want to be angry anymore - it is tearing me up inside. I say we call a truce and get back to what's important. I would really like to buy some of those tree cigars you are selling, the Behikes - but I am confused because Trilobyte says you might be a scammer. I don't think Trilobyte is correct, I think he is lying about you.

Now, badwhale, ashauler, EGQ and I have been working behind the scenes to come up with a way to buy 19 boxes of your delicious non-fake cubans. Luckily, I was recently contacted by a VIP from Nigeria who is going to be placing a large sum of money directly into my bank account. I don't have the money yet but I am sure it will post within the next couple weeks. Do I need to wait until the money is in the bank or can we go ahead and place our order now?

Thanks for your help cigarguyx. You have turned me from to

[cigarguyx]

cigarguyx, I can't stand all this fighting, I don't want to be angry anymore - it is tearing me up inside. I say we call a truce and get back to what's important. I would really like to buy some of those tree cigars you are selling, the Behikes - but I am confused because Trilobyte says you might be a scammer. I don't think Trilobyte is correct, I think he is lying about you.

Now, badwhale, ashauler, EGQ and I have been working behind the scenes to come up with a way to buy 19 boxes of your delicious non-fake cubans. Luckily, I was recently contacted by a VIP from Nigeria who is going to be placing a large sum of money directly into my bank account. I don't have the money yet but I am sure it will post within the next couple weeks. Do I need to wait until the money is in the bank or can we go ahead and place our order now?

Thanks for your help cigarguyx. You have turned me from to

Please go to our website www.bigsmokersonline.com and you will find a contact phone number and emails you can send your questions and concerns, there is a customer service there available to help you.

[CoventryCat86]

Please go to our website www.polesmokersonline.com and you will find a contact phone number and emails you can send your questions and concerns, there is a customer service there available to help you.

Your cigars are fakes, and you're a lying piece of shit. You need to be banned from this site. This site is not a haven for criminals like you and we don't want to be responsible for our members getting scammed from a bag of shit like you.

Ban poll requested.

Don't get me wrong, I have no problems with your profanity laced tirade directed towards me a few posts back, freedom of speech is a great thing as you're free to make as big of an asshole out of yourself as you want.

BUT, if you're allowed to stay here, some unsuspecting noob may actually give you money for your shitty, fake cigars then come back here whining about how he got ass raped by you and your slimeball partners in crime and we just can't allow that to happen here nor can we allow criminals like you to infest this cigar site.

So run along now before we force you out, okay sparky?

Thanks in advance.