Anything I've forgotten?

[Alcibiates]

You owe me a box of Cohiba Behikes, and a box of Opus X Lost City. I'm not picky on which vitola. Throw in a box of Davidoffs too, any blend will do. Thanks. You have one week.

The Behikes are for the (to-be) fathe-in-law and Lost Story lanceros haven't shipped yet. So unless my girlfriend has something to tell me about who her father is, sorry, Logan And Davidoffs? Really? So much for thinking you had good taste...

Yeah, I sent you $50.00 cash and over $100.00 worth of eGold for that half a box of Untold Stories you told me you'd sell me.

No big rush, send 'em anytime that's good for you. I'm not an impatient prick like Logan.

Wait... You want half a box of untold stories? So I just need to send you an empty box? Sounds like I came out ahead on this one

You forgot to introduce your new girlfriend "the one in your cig-tag" Looks like she has most of her teeth and is a cigar smoker.

What can I say? My father always told me never to settle on my principles.

I have to ask, Mangy... Was this on purpose?

Hex1848 ~ "Spell checker is your friend. Spelling something wrong once in a while happens. Doing it all the time just proves your stupid."

[Mangyrat]

That was all cut and paste.
Now threw is mine.

[Alcibiates]

Sounds like hex needs to add a grammar check as well