From now on EVERYBODY will store their cigars WITH CELLO ON!!!!

I will no longer tolerate storing cigars with cello off unless of course they are sold as such. No ...... on second thought.....hmmmmm...... I just came from a local shop and had bought a Bolivar Cofret B. They were in a cabinet box and come with NO CELLO! I'm going back to the shop and I'm going to demand a cello wrapper for that cigar! The idea!

How many times do I have to tell you!? Have you all gone stark raving mad? Cellophane helps keep the cigar more stable. They will still age in the cello albeit just a bit slower.

I do not wish to hear of this foolishness again.

You will obey!