I feel so old and SO naive

[ggiese]

Perception. Perception. Perception.

You could also crush your Monster can and poke a few holes in it...but that doesn't make a can of Monster a pipe.

And you can just as easily smoke drugs with a Bic.

I was done when I saw what the little buggers were doing with apples...

I used to love apples - now I'm fearful someone might mistake my intentions of biting into one...