Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
You want I should bring a rash to a Corpsman?!? You know not what you ask!

...his recommendation would likely be to take 2 Tylenol (or a shot in the butt) and stay away from Susie Rottencrotch. Not what I was necessarily looking for.
Yep, the old magic silver bullets, one for each cheek. The admonition that would follow might be entertaining though.