Create your own sampler AKA clearing out my humidor sale.

**kingbeefy** · 02-01-2012, 01:17 AM

I am going to get serious just long enough to say don't ever take me very seriously. I don't. I am so full of shit I have aquired a taste for it. That's pretty gross actually and I don't think it's even the truth. Back to the point, I enjoy fun banter as much as I do fine cigars and overpaying for Girl Scout cookies. I also have grown to love the term "asshat" and I have decided to aspire to be one when I grow up.

**ggiese** · 02-01-2012, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

I am going to get serious just long enough to say don't ever take me very seriously. I don't. I am so full of shit I have aquired a taste for it. That's pretty gross actually and I don't think it's even the truth. Back to the point, I enjoy fun banter as much as I do fine cigars and overpaying for Girl Scout cookies. I also have grown to love the term "asshat" and I have decided to aspire to be one when I grow up.

You have a long, arduous road to become an asshat. Safe travels.

...unless, of course, you are an asshat by birth. In that case, it's pretty much automatic..