Quote Originally Posted by kingbeefy View Post
I am going to get serious just long enough to say don't ever take me very seriously. I don't. I am so full of shit I have aquired a taste for it. That's pretty gross actually and I don't think it's even the truth. Back to the point, I enjoy fun banter as much as I do fine cigars and overpaying for Girl Scout cookies. I also have grown to love the term "asshat" and I have decided to aspire to be one when I grow up.
You have a long, arduous road to become an asshat. Safe travels.



...unless, of course, you are an asshat by birth. In that case, it's pretty much automatic..