Pay no attention, Whiny Bitches.

This is a Jedi-mind control trick. There is no such thing as Umami. Nothing to see here. They're trying to distract us from winning and further push their Blowjob Agenda.

You came close. But you will find we are worthy dignitaries of you mediocre, feeble attempts to confuse us.

Whiny Bitches, UNITE!!!!!!