Umami

[VancouverMark]

Not familiar with Umami, but I love the sig

[badwhale]

Yeah, I had to look up what it was, and am still unsure as to when I taste that in a cigar...

Yep, nice signatures, guys!

[ashauler]

Well, at least you blowholes can make sig-tags proclaiming your, uh, superiority........see, those team names just chose themselves.

[mrtr33]

Pay no attention, Whiny Bitches.

This is a Jedi-mind control trick. There is no such thing as Umami. Nothing to see here. They're trying to distract us from winning and further push their Blowjob Agenda.

You came close. But you will find we are worthy dignitaries of you mediocre, feeble attempts to confuse us.

Whiny Bitches, UNITE!!!!!!

[badwhale]

Pay close attention, Whiny Bitches.

This is a Jedi-mind control trick. There is no such thing as Umami (or is there?) Nothing to see here. They're going to distract us from winning and further push their Awesomeness Agenda.

We will not come close. But you will find we are helpless against your advanced, strong methods which already confuse us.

Whiny Bitches, SUCK!!!!!!

Mark, Look! An Eagle!!!!!!

[FightingFish]

Oh man, there it is again!
If you wanna find thee elusive umami, here's where it lies. Get deep in your cups. Pull out a Siboney and light er' up. You will notice that the initial dry cocoa. Wait for it. Wait for the last 1/3 and you will find this umami. It's a savoriness that is not commonly predominant. This umami, if you will, comes on like a silky beef broth. It's oh-so-umami.

[Mangyrat]

comes on like a silky beef broth.

Are you smoking a Slim Jim ?