I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.
I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......
sittin' in the back room
Never ending.........
I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.
I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......
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......a naked woman walks through the door in 3" heels with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other, when the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked woman says.......
Last edited by mrtr33; 03-30-2011 at 10:30 AM. Reason: it would help if I read the rules
Age Quod Agis
1 Strike
sittin' in the back room
"No, but the poodle wouldn't mind?". The bartender considered....
Last edited by ashauler; 03-30-2011 at 10:38 AM.
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....switching the storyline all of a sudden. That's when I thought it best to pick a fight with........
Last edited by mrtr33; 03-30-2011 at 10:40 AM. Reason: *(%)^U^**$!!!!
Age Quod Agis
1 Strike
Going Postal
...the poodle. Since it didn't look like...
Live each day like it's your last, one day you'll get it right.
hecho a mano matón
someone who could read rules....Originally Posted by mail man
On an unrelated cigar board, some guy started a never ending sentance thread and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Member
... give it your best shot. They took off, and twenty years into the race they ran into Austin powers, and told him what they always planned to tell him in the event that they saw him which was:...
sittin' in the back room
go shag yourself, newb. Speaking of shagging.....
hecho a mano matón
last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
GhostRidin the GhostShip
.....stumbled down to answer the door; there Bigfoot stood there with a bottle of Scotch in one hand and the keys to the DeLorean in the other. Before I could blink, he grabbed me and said".........
Yay! Cigars!
Mascot
in a deep voice Mizicke I am your father and we need to find your ...........
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
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