Just started in a new humidor, and new responsibilities!

[jss8422]

Long story short, I fell into a position where my insufficient cigar knowledge demands some aid from you pros. I've made a list of what my humidor has in stock, and would very much appreciate you all's input on these cigars. Anything you can add would be helpful. Thanks!

H Upmann-
Unlabeled
Chairman’s reserve (Churchill)

Lonsdale-

Cuesta rey-
Stag (maduro)

Partagas-
Number 1
Padre

La Gloria cubana-
Glorias

CAO-
Gold (Churchill)

Montecristo-
Flor fina
Taj mahal

Buena fortuna-

Arturo fuente-
Curly head
Royal salute
Short story

Cohiba-
Corona

Toro-

Hoyo de monterrey-
Estelo (maduro)

Romeo y julieta-
Exhibicion no 3
Romeos
Churchill

Heaven-
Dark thunder
Red devil

Island ego-

Dunhill-
Valverdes

Bauza-
Robusto

Punch-
After dinner

Rocky patel-
The edge lite
Vintage 1990
Vintage 1990 deluxe toro

Gurkka-
Ninja
Grand reserve
Nautilus
Evil

Macanudo-
Seleccion
Portofino
Hampton court

Natural-
Elixir
Juicy lucy

Drew Estate’s Acid-
Waffle
Krush classic
Cuba maduro
Blondie
Kuba Kuba

Consuega-
Claro

La caoba-
Toros

Walter Briggs-
Premium NFL

La Finca-

Las Ramblas-

Indios-
Nacional

Art Deco-

Cuban Rounds-
Claro

Rock-A-Feller-

Fine Grand Classic-

Camacho-
Ramones
Red
Black

Oliva-
Serie V

Cain-
Maduro 550
Daytona

[Cody44]

My recommendation would be to use the search function on this forum, as it is a valuable tool to gather information. You've listed a numerous amount of smokes, and rather than members telling you about each smoke, a little research will tell you all you could possibly need to know. When I'm interested in a cigars flavor or specifics, I just google search that cigar and usually find a number of reviews.

[kevin7]

I think what Cody said sums it up. Or I would say go fucking figure it out using the goddamn SEARCH fucktion. And in case you are wanting to sell them I would say there are about 34$ worth of smokable cigars at tops. Read the fucking board some before you ask a shitload of questions,we are not the help desk for drive by fucktards

[jss8422]

So you're a self proclaimed "jerk face." Does that give you some sense of entitlement? You're on a damn forum, relax and get buzzed. You could've grabbed a cigar, cut, lit, and enjoyed in the time you spent typing that response. And, if you enjoyed the former more than my latter suggestion, you should go troll a more flaming-appropriate forum.

Thanks for the search tips. Thought it might be easy for some of you pros to just group them together, or list off the few bests... Guess I'm wrong.

[jimmyb]

where does this hostility come from? I joined to read about cigars and maybe learn something. What gives?

[craig]

Entitlements, lack thereof.

[ashauler]

where does this hostility come from? I joined to read about cigars and maybe learn something. What gives?

So, you joined for some of the right reasons....ie, read and learn. See any difference in what the op is doing?

[ggiese]

where does this hostility come from? I joined to read about cigars and maybe learn something. What gives?

Phew... Thanks for volunteering to help out with this request.

Quite a big project and so much work to do. Glad to see we have someone willing to step up and take care of this request. Any idea how long it will take you to put together a comprehensive response to this new guy's request? I know it's pretty daunting, but I'm thinking you should be able to put something by tomorrow night. Sound fair?

[ggiese]

So you're a self proclaimed "jerk face." Does that give you some sense of entitlement? You're on a damn forum, relax and get buzzed. You could've grabbed a cigar, cut, lit, and enjoyed in the time you spent typing that response. And, if you enjoyed the former more than my latter suggestion, you should go troll a more flaming-appropriate forum.

Thanks for the search tips. Thought it might be easy for some of you pros to just group them together, or list off the few bests... Guess I'm wrong.

C'mon, jiss - calm down. Kevin's just reacting to the near impossible request you threw out here.

But - no worries - jimmy's got this one for you. He should have something for you by tomorrow night. That should work for you, right?

[Roham]

Jizz and Jimmy are going to be friends after this. That's for sure.

[badwhale]

where does this hostility come from? I joined to read about cigars and maybe learn something. What gives?

I could be wrong, but I think jimmy here was referring to jizz's hostility.

For clarity in the future, Jimmy, use the quote function.

[ashauler]

I could be wrong, but I think jimmy here was referring to jizz's hostility.

For clarity in the future, Jimmy, use the quote function.

Or just leave the forum policing to those more qualified.

[Devil Doc]

I don't think it's such a daunting task. Any cigar distributed or owned by General Cigar or Altadis probably sucks. Any cigar with a Cuban trademark, but not made in Cuba, probably sucks. There are exceptions but that's for you to figure out.

Doc

[jimmyb]

I see your point guys!

[ggiese]

I don't think it's such a daunting task. Any cigar distributed or owned by General Cigar or Altadis probably sucks. Any cigar with a Cuban trademark, but not made in Cuba, probably sucks. There are exceptions but that's for you to figure out.

Doc

Doc - I believe jizz wanted was much more than that. He's a very busy, busy boy and does not have time to do the research.

If you read his follow up post, I believe he was looking for one of the "FOG's" to put together a listing of links within our board to various reviews and/or outside sources of information about the cigars he has in his "collection". Honestly, though - and in support of your wise counsel - most of what I saw on his list that I recognize (other than those cigars he can't identify) would be more useful buried at the base of his mom's rose bushes to prevent aphids from attacking than smoking. Except the Acid's, of course - he can use those in his underwear drawer to give a "manly" scent to his tighty-whiteys.

[ggiese]

I could be wrong, but I think jimmy here was referring to jizz's hostility.

For clarity in the future, Jimmy, use the quote function.

That would be helpful - it appeared Jimmy was being reactive to Kevin's post.

...so who's going to follow up with Jizz's original question? I'm fairly certain he's going to leave our board if we don't come through. And I will so miss him...

[ggiese]

I think what Cody said sums it up. Or I would say go fucking figure it out using the goddamn SEARCH fucktion. And in case you are wanting to sell them I would say there are about 34$ worth of smokable cigars at tops. Read the fucking board some before you ask a shitload of questions,we are not the help desk for drive by fucktards

I dunno, Kevin - you're being awfully generous. That collection MIGHT have been worth $34 up until jizz put all of his collection in the humidor with Acid's. I'm thinking there's been a pretty signficant decrease in value since that time.

[Devil Doc]

Doc - I believe jizz wanted was much more than that. He's a very busy, busy boy and does not have time to do the research.

If you read his follow up post, I believe he was looking for one of the "FOG's" to put together a listing of links within our board to various reviews and/or outside sources of information about the cigars he has in his "collection". Honestly, though - and in support of your wise counsel - most of what I saw on his list that I recognize (other than those cigars he can't identify) would be more useful buried at the base of his mom's rose bushes to prevent aphids from attacking than smoking. Except the Acid's, of course - he can use those in his underwear drawer to give a "manly" scent to his tighty-whiteys.

Oh. And I thought I was being merciful. I've failed once again. The Good Sisters will be so disapointed.

Doc

[FightingFish]

Doc - .... Except the Acid's, of course - he can use those in his underwear drawer to give a "manly" scent to his tighty-whiteys.

Now that's fuckin funny!