Well, late is better than not at all

[ashauler]

1. WOXOF = Indefinite Ceiling Zero, Visibility Zero Due to Fog (What happened to him? I guess he's busy judging the Hatfields and McCoys.)
2. January (What the heck took you so long? Oh well, better late than never....)
3. A. badwhale (The man with the pink flamingo in his yard, and skeletons in his closet.)
....B. megador (Extremely cool by the way Will)
4. A Cigar is Never Merely a Cigar (Technology sure has changed quickly. Reminds me of my Intellivision and Apple IIc...or was it e?)

Close......but not quite.

C'mon newb's......I promise, only pineapple, no strawberry or peach.