Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
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I'm quite sure a number of folks here would tell me they saw you coming, but personally I am rapidly losing hope you're someone that would be a positive contributing member of this community...
All hope is lost my friend, and, it was pretty obvious from the start. Your eternal sense of optimism is most likely your most endearing quality. That and the mustache.

This, um, person, has exhibited all the traits that would immediately disqualify one for membership in a community of honorable people. Chief among these exhibited traits is dishonesty. Only strike I need.