Wow I was able to read this with no problem, are we related?

I tend to smoke medium to full bodied cigars and them fancy names on them don't mean crap to me if its a tasty cigar that's all I care about.
Please for the love of god no flammable liquids, I really do like having postal service and if I screw up again that may be a thing of the past.

As for anything else, just surprise me.