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    Default 2013 Christmas writing contest

    Yep, it's back. Take a look at the link below and submit your entries in this thread. Have fun!!

    The original inspiration:
    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...SMOKER-s-STYLE!

    1. Contest begins today.

    2. Open to members in good standing. If you don't know if you're in good standing or not, enter anyway, someone will let you know.

    3. You can submit as many entries as you want. Entries are to be posted in this thread.

    4. Entry can be in the form of a poem, song, haiku, limerick, or just a short story, and can be serious or humorous. You can make your own lyrics to classic Christmas songs or whatever you want.

    5. Entry must be themed around the Christmas season and cigarsmokers.com.

    6. Deadlines are CST.

    7. Winners will be chosen by Poll of the membership.

    8. As the host, I won't be playing, but I reserve the right to litter the thread with sarcastic comments. Particularly witty and caustic comments will head towards all haiku's submitted.

    Deadline to post your entry = Midnight CST, December 24, 2013.

    Poll starts on Monday, December 30, 2013 and runs through Monday, January 6, 2014.

    The winner will receive some very tasty smokes from the bottom left corner of my coolerdor.

    Good luck!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    The winner will receive some very tasty smokes from the bottom left corner of my coolerdor.
    You told me that's where you keep your Ron Mexicos!

    Thanks for the contest. I'll try an piece something together.
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Really, there isn't a single Ron Mexico anywhere in the cooler, I promise.
    I can't believe that buzz hasn't submitted any haiku's yet.

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    I started something earlier today - but got distracted. Damned work...

    I'm glad to see this thread resurrected. Let's see some creativity!

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    Default It ain't all that hard to do

    Lighters ping
    below a smoke ring
    At the herf
    kingbeefy is dirty dancing
    A secret delight
    and bad dreams tonight
    Christmas in cigarsmokers land

    Over there, in the corner
    covered in, body armour
    Eville was wrong
    Fordraptorfiend banged a gong
    Christmas in cigarsmokers land!

    Last edited by ashauler; 12-20-2013 at 04:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Lighters ping
    below a smoke ring
    At the herf
    kingbeefy is dirty dancing
    A secret delight
    and bad dreams tonight
    Christmas in cigarsmokers land












    I am honored to make a cameo in your poetry.

    I've been thinking about this, I'll go to the bathroom and get something down on paper later.

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    Swisher Sweet;
    Smoke Blows.
    Fish or Meat;
    Nose Knows.
    Opus X;
    Nice To Light.
    Like Sex;
    Not Tonight!

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    Nice stuff!!

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    All very good stuff...and It's nice to be remembered ...






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Deadline is tonight at midnight CST......

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