2013 Christmas writing contest

[badwhale]

The winner will receive some very tasty smokes from the bottom left corner of my coolerdor.

You told me that's where you keep your Ron Mexicos!

Thanks for the contest. I'll try an piece something together.

[ashauler]

Really, there isn't a single Ron Mexico anywhere in the cooler, I promise.
I can't believe that buzz hasn't submitted any haiku's yet.

[ggiese]

I started something earlier today - but got distracted. Damned work...

I'm glad to see this thread resurrected. Let's see some creativity!

[ashauler]

Lighters ping

below a smoke ring
At the herf
kingbeefy is dirty dancing
A secret delight
and bad dreams tonight
Christmas in cigarsmokers land

Over there, in the corner
covered in, body armour
Eville was wrong
Fordraptorfiend banged a gong
Christmas in cigarsmokers land!

[kingbeefy]

Lighters ping

below a smoke ring
At the herf
kingbeefy is dirty dancing
A secret delight
and bad dreams tonight
Christmas in cigarsmokers land

I am honored to make a cameo in your poetry.

I've been thinking about this, I'll go to the bathroom and get something down on paper later.

[ashauler]

I am honored to make a cameo in your poetry.

I've been thinking about this, I'll go to the bathroom and get something down on paper later.

I'm sure it'll be the most insightful thing you've written in decades.

[kingbeefy]

I'm sure it'll be the most insightful thing you've written in decades.

Well, you were correct. Please see the next post for some of my best work ever.