If you guys haven't seen the Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo commercial watch it first.
Then watch the Chuck Norris version. It's just fantastic.
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Chuck Norris
If you guys haven't seen the Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo commercial watch it first.
Then watch the Chuck Norris version. It's just fantastic.
Senile Member
Chuck Norris kicked Van Damme's Ass! - Just like always! If you can't speak English and you haven't been to Texas, you aren't going to win a man contest!
Senior Member
One of my coworkers showed me that Chuck Norris thing yesterday and I laughed so hard I almost cried.....ROFL
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
***William Ernest Henley***
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That was great!
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
Senior Member
Only Norris could pull that off. Lmfao!
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