Have you ever been up that certain creek...Here is the solution

[ashauler]

You're giving me nightmares about my Ozark childhood..... I mean who here has been to Dogpatch, USA and who's been there as many times as me??

On the way ANYWHERE, there are Ozark Gift Shops every 2 miles. We had so much of that Ozark, Hick crap in our house that I thought Jeff Foxworthy must be a relative to know all that "stuff" about us!

(As a side note, if you've been to "South of the Border", then that is what an Ozark store looks like...same thing, different time zone.)

I spent all my childhood summers in Pyatt. Went to Dogpatch a few times. Used to love the water slide in Harrison too.