You haven't offended me. I am a really good looking, super smart, super funny, and super cool dude in real life. That is a lot to keep up with and the pressures are enormous. The anonymity of an internet message board gives me the rare chance to be just a regular dude, so I feel free to let all my ignorance hang out here.
Also, I am usually completely full of shit.
The truth is I am only good looking. The ideal physical specimen of man.
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