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[ashauler]

That's usually how it works. Luck is certainly being a consistent beast for you at the moment. It's a long season though.

[ashauler]

Holyt shit was that an ass-whoopin' the Pat's got last night! Takes the sting out of my FFL loss for certain.
Gonna be a stellar couple of days in KC. If the Royals can manage to beat the A's tonight, the city will be rockin'!

[buzz]

Somehow I won again, which is not really a surprise -- but I have no idea how it happened.

And of course I am in first place for the league pick 'em and that is for one reason, and one reason alone...





I always choose me to win.

Cue the marching band.

(and so on...)

[buzz]

Looking at what I believe to be the projected points for this week between me and David, I have a measly 100.09 (that .09 will probably come from J. Maclin) and David has 109.54. 109.54! There's no way I'm going to win this week, I mean no... possible... way. It is simply impossible. I mean I've got three players with a "P" next t their name which means they are pansies, and one player with the dreaded "Q" which of course means he is busy quilting this week.



Yes, I realize Rosey Grier is not quilting in this photo, but trying to find a photo of an NFL player quilting is more difficult than trying to find a photo of that Miley girl with her tongue inside her mouth.

Anway, I'm sorry to all my fans, but this week will just not happen for the Buzzbombers. Look, we're a good team. No, a great team. But we aren't superhumans. We aren't all doped up on HGH and the anabolic juice*. We just do what we can do with what we have and sometimes it just isn't meant to be.

I mean, if we actually won... oh man that is just such an impossibility of epic proportion that I don't even want to speak of it. It is unspeakable. No, it cannot be done. Shh... don't even think of it. It is impossible.

* Disclaimer: I have no idea if my players are doping. I only know that I am not.

[Eville]

You're damn right! But even if the unthinkable happens and luck doesn't hit 30 points for the 3rd week in a row, my league leading WR, my numbers 3,5, and 6 RBs, my number 3 TE, and number 1 kicker let me down, you still have to beat me by 52.19 points to take 1st place from me

[ashauler]

You two guys are just freaking awesome, no doubt about it, running away with it.
It will be a pleasure watching you fight it out all the way to playoff time, when I pretend I'm Kevin and slip in with the big dick, and walk away with the cigars including the prize pack for the best pick 'em.

[buzz]

So wait, we aren't in the playoffs yet? I thought the season was only 6 games?