Looking at what I believe to be the projected points for this week between me and David, I have a measly 100.09 (that .09 will probably come from J. Maclin) and David has 109.54. 109.54!There's no way I'm going to win this week, I mean no... possible... way. It is simply impossible. I mean I've got three players with a "P" next t their name which means they are pansies, and one player with the dreaded "Q" which of course means he is busy quilting this week.
Yes, I realize Rosey Grier is not quilting in this photo, but trying to find a photo of an NFL player quilting is more difficult than trying to find a photo of that Miley girl with her tongue inside her mouth.
Anway, I'm sorry to all my fans, but this week will just not happen for the Buzzbombers. Look, we're a good team. No, a great team. But we aren't superhumans. We aren't all doped up on HGH and the anabolic juice*. We just do what we can do with what we have and sometimes it just isn't meant to be.
I mean, if we actually won... oh man that is just such an impossibility of epic proportion that I don't even want to speak of it. It is unspeakable. No, it cannot be done. Shh... don't even think of it. It is impossible.
* Disclaimer: I have no idea if my players are doping. I only know that I am not.
Originally Posted by badwhale
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