Cigarsmokers Fantasy Football 2014 sign-up and rules

[ashauler]

Here's the final wrap-up for the 2014 FFL season:
Champion = Eville
2nd = Ashauler
3rd = Kingbeefy
4th = Buzz

Best Regular season Record: Eville 12-2

Winner of the league pick 'em prize was Eville with a record of 40-16.

[buzz]

Boom goes the dynamite!

The beefster totally surprised me yesterday by launching some absolutely. amazing. cigars my way. Really caught me off guard -- very cool! He must have felt sorry for me since I obviously had the best team, the best strategy, the best calves, etc. but succumbed to the blatant rounding errors that notoriously plague the Yahoo websites. Worry not, I have filed all the necessary documents to have all of the football games of 2014 do-overed so that the points can be tallied correctly.

Now don't go thinking that next year (or is it this year?) when I win it all that I'll be as generous. No, I will be ruthless. I will destroy anyone who dares take the field. I will anihilate you all and triumphly smoke every single last one of the winnings. I *might* send a couple nubs/ashes back your way, but only if I'm in a good mood and can find a stamp. There are, after all, consequences to cheating in FFL -- I won't directly call anyone out (*cough* Jamie) (*cough* David) (and yes, *cough* Brent).

Seriously though, Brent -- you made my day. Thank you very much! When I showed the wifey the cigars she said, "But I thought you lost." I told her that the good looks probably had a role. She rolled her eyes and told me to fold the laundry.

[badwhale]

Good job, sizzlepants. I will enjoy reading all this banter again for the next season, hopefully.