Well tell me there Mr. all bottle no throttle. Just how good have you been? What might be some of your likings. Hmm... how about some nice 1/2 smoked white owls? I'll have some of my elves burn them down and stick a used toothpick through the end so you have a nice handle. That way you don't burn your nubby little lawn mower shifting fingers. Let me know what other favors you might like. Or don't, I don't care.
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