Dear Santa,

I love deer jerky, but have never had any made from reindeer... And what exactly are reindeer jerky balls? Are they balls of jerky made with reindeer meat, or jerky made from reindeer balls? Either way, I am looking forward to trying them!! Also, the Lewinsky Dipped sticks sound exquisite! Do you think you could do that with the toothpick skewered half smoked white owls??? Oh, and by the way, I much prefer the grape or peach white owls over the chocolate, or any of the other varieties, just so you know...