Yep I got big daddy Santa status. M.C. Is a pro T-bagger. Who do you think is going to take care of the Lewinsky dip for me. And don't get me started on the things she does to my candy cane.
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Yep I got big daddy Santa status. M.C. Is a pro T-bagger. Who do you think is going to take care of the Lewinsky dip for me. And don't get me started on the things she does to my candy cane.
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Santa, all I can say, after watching that video, is I'd be HONORED to smoke Mrs. Claus' Lewinsky-dipped white owls! And when you die, if she's still alive, I hope you don't come back to haunt me, but I'm taking over the job of Santa Claus! You are a lucky old bastard to have a woman like her, that's for sure!
"I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time." ~ Mark Twain
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Um, wow, just, uh, wow.
Ya, no shit. Right to the nearest airport or bus station to buy a one way ticket to any-fucking-where-else.SPEEDRACER..snip..... I know if I ever watched my ole lady do that shit, I'd walk a straight line ......
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Santa,
I must have been really good this year, because you sure did me right! Thanks for making my day! And by the way, tell Mrs. Clause the reindeer jerky balls are exquisite! And seeing the video on how they're harvested beforehand, makes them all the more awesome! Merry Christmas Santa! You are the man!!
"I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time." ~ Mark Twain
"Internet quotes are always 100% accurate." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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Hope you enjoy mud bug.
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