Some Smart Ass White Boy made my list?!?

[S.A.W.B.]

Wow Santa your package came in today. Couldn't wait for x-mas to open it and man I sure am glad I
didn't. What a package thanks a lot. This just made my week. And the mistletoe belt buckle is just awesome. I promis I will cherish it for life. Thanks again and hope you have a wonderfull Holliday.

[Secret Santa]

Oh great, my elves must have made yet another mistake, sounds like you got the wrong package. Just put everything back in the box and leave it by the chimney. I'll come back tomorrow night to pick it up and leave you the 3 dried owl pellets and the half-used bottle of doe urine.

Ho ho ho!