Well I'm a fat bastard like you now after eating all that. Only my belt buckle doesn't point down like yours does. You may want to consider pulling the slay this year Santa. Your going to need to fire you list making elf's also. There's no way in hell I was supposed to be on that list but I am so here it is I like my smokes strong and large. 6X60 is my go to everyday smoke but there's spot for any dog rockets you sling down the chimney. I like my beverage dark and I drink it neat. I got to warn you if my kids catch you sneaking around the house trying to climb your fat ass in and out of my chimney they're going to blast a few of them reindeer. So you may want to put dancer out front. O-yeah I've been looking for one of those mistletoe belts. The wife refuses to buy me one. If you have a extra that would be great.
Thanks Santa
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