First, watch this:



Then, enjoy…



Christmas.
Christ-mas.
Chriiiiiiiiist, mas!

It came and went,
my money is spent,
I bought Padrons and a boat.

Dasher,
Dancer,
Prancer and the other weird deer…

They pulled the red sleigh,
Then stole my Padrons
While the fat man laughs
I get the shotgun
Give me my Padrons back you punks

Hey Santa…
get these stupid deer off of…
my roof.