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  1. 08-04-2005, 09:54 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by ultimatecigarclub
    Cigar Lovers:

    I just wanted to let you know that I have started a new cigar website, www.ultimatecigarclub.com

    The main focus of this website is different from other cigar websites:
    1. We specialize in CAO cigars, both premium and CAO Flavours
    2. We do offer Cigar of the Month Club memberships, however we offer two choices, the natural Premium Cigar of the Month Club, and the NEW Flavored Cigar of the Month Club!! In each, we will feature a different CAO cigar each month. Also, our cigars are shipped in the Humi-Pouch to insure freshness.
    3. We offer some of the best flavored cigars on the marker today, such as Maker's Mark, Kahlua, and Havana Honeys!
    4. We offer retail humidor packages for business owners who are looking to increase their sales! These can also be purchased by cigar lovers who just want to show them off in their homes as well.

    The best thing about our site is that for a limited time we are offering FREE SHIPPING on all items!!
    Also, for a limited time, try our sampler special where you can get 3 cigars(1 CAO premium, 1 CAO flavours, and 1 other cigar) mailed to you in a Humi-Pouch for only $10!!!
    This has a retail value of over $20 when you include shipping, but remember, our shipping is FREE!!

    too bad the best thing about your site isn't the cigars....
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    This guy must have seen Scotty's BS posts and figured this place was full of similar people who like shitty cigars.

    In all fairness, we should probably be nice to our new vendor (kinda weird coming from me huh? ) because at least he posted his information in the proper area on the site.

    Mr. ultimatecigarclub,

    The vast majority of many cigar sites like this one are usually filled with fairly experienced cigar smokers. A very large majority of these DO NOT like flavored cigars and many of them will snicker and chuckle at the mere mention of flavored cigars and poke fun at those who mention them. So don't take it the wrong way, it's just a simple fact of on-line cigar boards. You'll find a similar reaction at all of them and just a suggestion for ya, don't go anywhere near CigarFamily, they'll eat you for lunch

    In my opinion just about all cigars offered by CAO are pretty lousy. CAO spends more on advertising that just about any other cigar label out there and they cater to the young and beginner smokers.

    So enjoy the site
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
    This guy must have seen Scotty's BS posts and figured this place was full of similar people who like shitty cigars.

    In all fairness, we should probably be nice to our new vendor (kinda weird coming from me huh? ) because at least he posted his information in the proper area on the site.

    Mr. ultimatecigarclub,

    The vast majority of many cigar sites like this one are usually filled with fairly experienced cigar smokers. A very large majority of these DO NOT like flavored cigars and many of them will snicker and chuckle at the mere mention of flavored cigars and poke fun at those who mention them. So don't take it the wrong way, it's just a simple fact of on-line cigar boards. You'll find a similar reaction at all of them and just a suggestion for ya, don't go anywhere near CigarFamily, they'll eat you for lunch

    In my opinion just about all cigars offered by CAO are pretty lousy. CAO spends more on advertising that just about any other cigar label out there and they cater to the young and beginner smokers.

    So enjoy the site
    a "niceness" suggestion from CC?!?!?!?!

    next we are going to see a new member named "RealCoventryCat" claiming your impersonating him....
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    Quote Originally Posted by labmonkey
    a "niceness" suggestion from CC?!?!?!?!

    next we are going to see a new member named "RealCoventryCat" claiming your impersonating him....

    ROTFLMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by labmonkey
    a "niceness" suggestion from CC?!?!?!?!

    next we are going to see a new member named "RealCoventryCat" claiming your impersonating him....

    STFU you no good wise ass.

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    Hey Hex,

    Some Gator stole your FSU avatar

    I'll bet it was that Moheganson loser...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
    STFU you no good wise ass.

    See, now I'm back to my old self. I can tell you missed me




    Thanks man....I was feeling like I was in the Twilight Zone for a minute there.....
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    Ummmm.....CAO FLAVORED CIGARS Delivered to your door every FRICKIN MONTH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
    STFU you no good wise ass.

    See, now I'm back to my old self. I can tell you missed me



    Don't do that again, you scared me for a minute.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by labmonkey
    a "niceness" suggestion from CC?!?!?!?!

    next we are going to see a new member named "RealCoventryCat" claiming your impersonating him....
    LMAO
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    My wife loves the CAO Moontrance cigars, but as she is not really a cigar smoker, I forgive her, and still lover her dearly
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by labmonkey
    a "niceness" suggestion from CC?!?!?!?!

    next we are going to see a new member named "RealCoventryCat" claiming your impersonating him....
    A couple years ago Bill was a real nice guy, ya know, laid back and never mixing it up with anybody... I dunno what happened. Somewhere along the line he quit having fun bustin' on guys and took it all serious. That serious shizz is sooooo yesterday.

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