I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. ~ Mark Twain

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. ~ Mark Twain

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go. ~ Mark Twain

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. ~ Mark Twain