I'm of the opinion that McDonald's Sausage McMuffin with Egg is right up there with a prime porterhouse slathered in garlic butter. After enduring the pain of working 30 hours straight, I got the #3 breakfast combo at McD's this morning and headed home in hopes of stealing an hour of patio time before the rain kicked back in. With a gut full of Fast Food's Finest, I retreated to the balcony with a CAO Cameroon and McD's coffee. Turned out to be quite a combo! Somewhere, a big wooden indian was smiling over me, as I smoked to the nub without a drop of rain. As I type this, it begins to pour!