CAO and Mickey D's

[Hugh Jorgan]

I'm of the opinion that McDonald's Sausage McMuffin with Egg is right up there with a prime porterhouse slathered in garlic butter. After enduring the pain of working 30 hours straight, I got the #3 breakfast combo at McD's this morning and headed home in hopes of stealing an hour of patio time before the rain kicked back in. With a gut full of Fast Food's Finest, I retreated to the balcony with a CAO Cameroon and McD's coffee. Turned out to be quite a combo! Somewhere, a big wooden indian was smiling over me, as I smoked to the nub without a drop of rain. As I type this, it begins to pour!

If this is a lifestyle habit, instead of a anomaly in your lifestyle, do yourself a favor and schedule your colonoscopy appointment now.

[Lopaka]

If this is a lifestyle habit, instead of a anomaly in your lifestyle, do yourself a favor and schedule your colonoscopy appointment now.

And that pain on your right abdomen is your gall bladder working overtime passing a stone.

[King of Vagabonds]

Hugh- Thankfully I'm the one on the other end of the colon exam, so I know not to ever schedule one for myself. I use barium, though, so I get referred the worst of the worst--the colons that the scopes can't navigate. If my dietary indescretions ever catch up with me, I'm booking a one-way to Thailand and staying far away from the hospital!

[Jonsey5484]

The only time I eat at McDonalds is at 3 am when I have to feed the beer munchies!!!

[Kenyth]

Oh come on guys! He sated his hunger, and enjoyed some well deserved relaxation with a cigar and a cuppa joe. Isn't that the way it's done in the mornings?